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The new Enlightened Nonsense Store of Wonder!

Want to wear some Enlightened Nonsense on your chest or head or coffee mug? Now's your chance! Be sure to check out the new Enlightened Nonsense Store of Wonder, especially if there's some column art you particularly like as it will be added in as new columns arrive.

And share the URL all around if you want! People love to buy things and you could be their hero! https://shop.enlightenednonsense.com

No Enlightened Nonsense This Week

Due to circumstances that are either enlightened or nonsensical, but certainly unavoidable in either case, there will be no column this week! But next week's is well underway and promises to be ridiculous as a previously-unexplored topic gets tantalizingly tackled. Your patience is appreciated and will be

EnlightenBot is practicing enlightenment on a mountaintop and saying "ONE WEEK!"

One Week Until Launch!

The road to nonsense enlightenment beckons.

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