Enlightened Nonsense (Page 2)

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A silhouetted person looks out at sunset over the ocean.

No Enlightened Nonsense This Week

Due to circumstances that are either enlightened or nonsensical, but certainly unavoidable in either case, there will be no column this week! But next week's is well underway and promises to be ridiculous as a previously-unexplored topic gets tantalizingly tackled. Your patience is appreciated and will be

An in-progress drawing of the big rock down the street

BONUS | Review: A Big Rock Down the Street

A mysterious chunk of possibly granite sits in the middle of the road.

Review: A Big Rock Down the Street

An investigation into the mysterious origins of a large rock sitting in the middle of a neighborhood street. When no answers are forthcoming, the only reasonable thing to do is write a formal review of it, including tasting notes.

Sketch versions of illustrations to all of the holidays discussed in the previous column.

BONUS | Minor Holidays in June and How to Celebrate Them, Part Two

Minor Holidays in June and How to Celebrate Them, Part Two

Minor Holidays in June and How to Celebrate Them, Part Two

A complete guide to celebrating the minor holidays of late June from fairy hunting to mud survival to fearing the even meatier.

Screenshot of the new merch store

Merch! We have Merch!

Let the great and wonderful selling out begin!

A work-in-progress look at the illustration from a previous column.

BONUS | Minor Holidays in June and How to Celebrate Them, Part One

EnlightenBot is practicing enlightenment on a mountaintop and saying "ONE WEEK!"

One Week Until Launch!

The road to nonsense enlightenment beckons.